Catbert - Guidance

Safari - Golf-Nyt

Finding Nemo Sushi

Speak The Hungarian Rapper

If You Are A Prostitute

Eavesdrop

I really like the idea of the CD Eavesdrop: A Wealth Of Found Sound:

"Eavesdrop: A Wealth Of Found Sound is a collection of anonymous recordings found at thrift stores, yard sales, and in trash bins over the past four years. These unaltered tracks come from audio or micro-cassettes, 8-Tracks and home-recorded records. Many of the clips are segments from audio diaries, tape-letters, the sound of road trips, fights, crying, family moments, telephone conversations/messages, or the amusements of children or the mentally handicapped."

Centrifugal Force

Sin City Las Vegas Police

The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police has redesigned their recruiting campagn so it looks like Sin City. Isn't that nice.

Mandrilaftalen - Pelle Plumbfeber

Americal Idol - Bohemian Rhapsody

Tommy Seebach - Apache

Funny Laughter

Another funny laughter.

Paula Abdul Drunk Interview

Nothing like interviews with drunk people...

Funeral Services Ad

...For Dummies

Here's a 'For Dummies' cover generator.

The Lamest Superheroes

Here's a pretty funny list of The Top Ten Lamest Superheroes Of All Time.

Drunk Guys Gathering Wood

This Is Rock And Roll

Lol

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Sci-Fi Chick Calender

Celebrate the new year with the Website at the End of the Universe's free downloadable 2007 sci-fi chick calendar.

Darwin Awards

The 2006 Darwin Awards. Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.

Praying Man

I’m normally not a praying man,
but if you’re up there,
please save me, Superman.

Homer Simpson

How To Write Good

Here's a nice list of 50 things to avoid when writing called How To Write Good.

Evolution Of Dance

The clip above has 37,428,009 views at the time of writing...

The Gods Are Amused

The gods are amused
when the busy river
condemns the idle clouds.

Rabindranath Tagore

Merry Christmas Card 1895

Rules

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam.
This is bowling.
There are rules."

Walter Sobchak

Good Will Hunting

I *really* like this scene from Good Will Hunting. It's definitely somewhere to be found on my all-time top 5 of 'fuck you' moments...

Dilbert - Low Standards Power

Hunter S. On Letterman 1983

Hunter S. Thompson on David Letterman 1983.

Exit Strategy

Flash

Check out this useless but well-done flash drag-n-drop creation.

Russian Squirrel Pack Kills Dog

This article about a russian squirrel pack killing a dog just has this wonderful apocalyptic feel to it.

Psycho Logic

"I allways tell the truth.
Even when I lie."

Tony Montana

Smoking Ad

Overheard in New York

There's some pretty funny stuff at Overheard in New York. An example:

Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station

Overheard by: Ian Robertson

3 Little Words

Honda Choir

Most excellent Honda commercial.

Scary Mary Poppins Trailer

Remixing movies is right up my alley. Hats off to Moviemker for this example called Scary Mary Poppins' Trailer.

Talk Talk Commercial

Nicely done Talk Talk commercial.

Japanese Girls Horny By Sound

On this japanese show a lot of japanese girls has been hypnotized to become horny by sound. Luckily they are crawling on the floor wearing really short skirts. Isn't that nice.

Erwin Neutzsky-Wulff

Du skal se det her interview fra DR2's Deadline, om du er bekendt med forfatteren Erwin Neutzsky-Wulff eller ej. Og hvis ikke, så bliv det.

Outrunning The Bear

"You don't need to outrun the bear.
You just have to outrun your friend."

Unknown

What? No, I'm...

This one goes out to all you annoying people out there, apparently severely troubled by the demanding combination of technology and manners.

Crazy Japanese Game Show

"Terrible things happen on the sadistic Japanese game show Silent Library. And, because it's set in a library, the contestants must remain silent."

Sore Loser

Faith Hill clearly thought she deserved the Country Music Award for Female Vocalist of the Year.

Borat

Borat is all the rage right now. The movie Borat!: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan premiered in the US recently, so you can get it with your favorite filesharing app. I hated the Ali G character, but judging from the interview below, and the 8.5 rating on IMDb - at the time of writing #119 on their all-time top 250 - it's worth a shot.

Tyra Banks Going Crazy

That's one twisted woman right there - Tyra Banks trips Tom Cruise style times two on her own amazing(!) beauty tip...

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking

...and Learn to Love the Internet

Douglas Adams, brilliant author of the hilarious novel The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe, wrote the article How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Internet in 1999. Besides being funny and insightful, it provides good answers to the very irritating statement "you can't trust everything you find on the net".

Family Guy

Stewie - Brians Novel

Stewie - Where's My Money

Stewie - Incredible Hulk

If you haven't noticed, Youtube kicks ass. You can watch all kinds of movie greatest moments, music videos, TV, teenagers dancing etc. Be there.

Brief Summary of String Theory

From xkcd

Act Normal

Quote from the 1994 anti-normal rant Act Normal:

"Who is it that gets together in mobs and hunts down, tortures and
kills people who are different from them? Who is it that teaches modesty,
courtesy, and generosity but lives in depravity, rudeness, and greed? Who
is it that can gather together the time, energy and money to murder
millions and destroy cities, for the sake of a flag, deity or economic
system? Not weirdos, not kooks or cranks or nuts. It's the "Normal"
people who do those things."

Can You Dig It?

This guy Leroy Wells auditions American Idol. He pretty much excells the art of incomprehensibility.

Link supplier - my man Swinky.

Ikea Commercial

Spike Jonze made this funny Ikea commercial.

Reservoir Dogs - The Game

Check out this excellent commercial for Reservoir Dogs - The Game. It has kids in it.

Cigarette Ad

Free Movies

Today you get a bunch of free movies fallen out of copyright. You can find all sorts of stuff: commercial movies, documentaries, cartoons and stand-up. I especially like the educational movies, like Duck and Cover (1951).

All for your streaming pleasure.

Drunk Russian Guy

Check out this short video clip featuring a pretty drunk russian guy in the background. I think it is funnier without sound.

In the Beginning

"In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded."

Terry Pratchet

No Mind

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Ozzy Osbourne

Tom Cruise on Oprah

Tom Cruise is Mr. Intensito as he tries to explain his love for Katie Holmes in this video cut-down of an interview on the Oprah Show.

Tom Cruise on Psychiatry

Interesting. It turns out to be Tom Cruise who a go at trying to start the discussion on the theoretical grounds in the field of psychiatry. He's quite a bit off on communication skills in this interview clip, but it is worth the watching.

To anyone interested in what this is all about I highly recommend Eliott Valensteins book Blaming The Brain. Excellent critical walk-through of the history of psychiatry.

Oddcast Text to Speech

Oddcast Text to Speech is a quite impressive application. It is limited to 3 go's, but the limitation is based on a cookie. Thus, to remove the limitation (with Firefox) go to the Tools menu -> Options -> Privacy -> Exceptions, put in vhost.oddcast.com and press Block.

Telefonfis

Radio ABC har fået et tip om, at Kasper har brændt og solgt et par CD'er. De ringer til ham, forklædt som Antipiratgruppen. Det kommer der denne her samtale ud af. Hør den!

If you are going through hell

"If you are going through hell... keep going."

Winston Churchill